Fubsy's Biscuit Barrel
first cup o the mornfirst cup o the morn at Eeyore's Thistle Patch in
The Hundred Acre Wood(lawn)

"Today is gonna be an uh, a less bad day, I can feel it. Sometimes I wake up and I just know that everything is going to be...less bad." --
"I'm actually luckier than most. I get to wake up each morning glad to start a new day, grateful that the last one is over." --
"They say it's all in the attitude, and this time it's going to last. Maybe even a week." --
"I'm having a great time and I don't even know it." --
"...you of all people should know what I sound like when I...oh...I will watch myself with the coffee." --
Ally McBeal
Mmm...  Better than...

Stefan and Biscuit image link to Stefan Memorial -- 'A Frog for all seasons who never realized his full potential, except in the eyes of his friend John. Rest in peace.'  
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Stefan and Biscuit image link to Stefan Memorial
Stefan and Biscuit image link to Stefan Memorial -- 'He was a good Frog who stretched the horizons of Frogdom for those who follow in his footsteps.'  
Kermit the Frog

One of my favorite TV shows is Ally McBeal. But does this make me sunny or neurotic? Warped? Tim? Meredith? Sheri? Stefan and Biscuit image link to Stefan Memorial
Stefan and Biscuit image link to Stefan Memorial -- 'The bad news is Stefan is back. The good news is he's delicious. Hmm. Tastes like chicken...'  
Ling
Stefan and Biscuit image link to Stefan MemorialKendall go away! Watch your Buffy! *mutter*
*grumble*
*mutter*
*snipe* I'm going to go dance in my PJs with a psychosis-induced boogie baby. And somewhere in Oklahoma, Lexy is wanting to do the same thing!)

The lyrics to boogie baby's song:

Words and Music by Mark James

Ouga Chaka ouga! ....
I can't stop this feeling
Deep inside of me.
Girl, you just don't realize
What you do to me.
When you hold me
In your arms so tight,
You let me know,
Everythings alright, ahahah
I'm hooked on a feeling,
I'm high on believing,
That you're in love with me.
Lips as sweet as candy.
Their taste stays on my mind.
Girl, you keep me thirsty for another cup of wine.
I got it bad for you girl,
But I don't need a cure,
I'll just stay addicted, If I can endure
All the good love, when we're all alone
Keep it up girl, yeah you turn me on.
I'mmm, I'mmm Hooked on a feeling.
I'm high on believing that you're in love with me.
All the good love, when we're all alone
Keep it up girl, yeah you turn me on.
Ahaha I'm hooked on a feeling,
I'm high on believing,
That you're in love with me.
I'm hooked on a feeling,
I'm high on believing,
That you're in love with me.

First cup of coffee of the morning anyone?

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Calista FlockhartThe chagrined Biscuit I just love "The Biscuit."
Please don't tell me I'm the only one who finds herself saying "I'm troubled. I'd like to take a moment." Or "Chagrined."

Why do I get such a kick out of this show?

Partly because I think The Biscuit is adorable: "The world is no longer a romantic place, some of its people still are however, and therein lies the promise. Don't let the world win, Ally McBeal."

Partly because I'm a woman and enjoy the chick chat sessions vicariously: "Men are like gum anyway, after you chew they lose their flavor."
"I'm sure she is quite stupid and in time gravity will get her."

Partly because I'm so good at embarassing myself to death: (After Ally backs into a bathroom stall and sits on Georgia)

Look before you sit Georgia-- This will probably teach me to lock the door. (long pause) Don't get up.
Ally-- I would, but I'm lacking the words. I'm also lacking any feelings in my feet. This happens sometimes when I'm embarrassed.
Georgia-- Is there any way I can help?
Ally-- Nope, I apologize. It's good to see you. (Exits the stall to see Georgia's husband [it's a unisex restroom] looking at her.) You might think there's an explanation, but you'd be wrong.

Partly because I'm a person who can emphasize with Ally's Stop-the-World-I-Wanna-Get-Off bewilderment: "The real truth is that I probably don't want to be too happy or content, cuz then what? I actually like the quest, the search, that's the fun, the the more lost you are the more you have to look forward to, what do you know, I'm having a great time and I don't even know it."

Partly because she sings (like I truly used to sing) "Goodnight My Someone": "You know I just got this piano, sometimes I sing this song it's called "Goodnight My Someone"..and it's about..well, basically it's a love song about someone you never met but you know is out there. And I dunno we make so few promises to ourselves as we grow up and one of them is that on our wedding day we walk down the aisle with someone we love. Somebody who does make your heart bounce, I guess. And there are some promises, that I think we have to keep."

And partly because I used to be a legal secretary. Fishisms are funny because I've heard them before more and less: "new firm policy, listen up. Anybody who sues this firm, or me personally, we all drop whatever cases we are working on, and devote all our intellectual and creative efforts to ruining that person's life? Are we clear? I do not want to stop short with getting even, retribution, not strong enough: ruin. That's the goal. Irreversible, irreparable, irrational, ruin. New firm policy."
"Let me tell you something, I didn't become a lawyer because I like the law, the law sucks. It's boring, but it can also be used as a weapon. You want to bankrupt somebody? Cost him everything he's worked for? Make his wife leave him, even make his kids cry...yeah, we can do that."

Ally's wacky shrink advised her to select a theme song to play in her head when she needs confidence. Ally selected Tell Him by The Exciters, Words and Music by Bert Russell, which peaked at #4 in 1963, and for which I am searching in MIDI format:

I know something about love
You've gotta want it bad
If that guy's got into your blood
Go out and get him
If you want him to be
The very heart of you
Make you want to breathe
Here's the thing to do
Tell him that you're never gonna leave him
Tell him that you're always gonna love him
Tell him, tell him, tell him, tell him right now
I know something about love,
you gotta show it and
Make him see the moon up above
Go out and get him
If you want him to be always by your side
If you want him to only think of you
Ever since the world began, it's been that way for man
And women were created to make love their destiny
Then why should true love be so complicated, oh yeah?
I know something about love
You gotta take his hand
Show him what the world is made of
One kiss will prove it
If you want him to be always by your side
Take his hand tonight, swallow your foolish pride
Oh, you hafta go now
Tell him that you're never gonna leave him
Tell him that you're always gonna love him
Tell him, tell him, tell him, tell him right now
Don't you let him go, now
Just take his hand in yours and tell him...

Now if it had been me with the wacky shrink, I'd have chosen
R-E-S-P-E-C-T.

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